Ann’s Answers

Written by Andrea Halbach

Wednesday, 11 February 2009 18:23

Q: I met a really cute guy at a party last weekend. I’d really like to see him again, but the only problem is that I don’t have his phone number or his last name and I forgot his first name. Any suggestions?

A: Well, to begin with, I wonder if this party involved the consumption of alcohol. If you were under the influence then I would like to caution you that although in the memory you have of him he is dashing, in real life he is probably average to unattractive. If you were drunk when you met him, forget about it.

If it’s ‘meant to be’ you’ll run into him again (probably at another party). If you were sober, or have pictures to prove that he was good looking, go ahead and chase after this one. To begin with, ask the friends you went to the party with if they know him. Use good descriptors such as hair/eye color, height, weight, fashion sense, drink choice, friend choice, et cetera so your friends get an idea of who you’re talking about.

If none of your friends know the guy, then ask others in attendance at the party. If no one seems to know who you’re talking about, try searching Facebook. Did you guys talk about his interests, hobbies, hometown, etc? If so, this information will be very useful for your Internet stalking.

If you still cannot seem to find your prince, give it a rest. In time, you will find the guy for you.

Q: My girlfriend has an ‘addiction’ to pornography. This fascination doesn’t bother me, but it doesn’t appeal to me on a personal level. Therefore, I have no idea how to pick out porn. I wanted to get her some for Valentine’s Day. What do you suggest?

A: Well, I would assume that you are planning to give her something other than porn, such as chocolate, flowers, a card, etc. If so, go ahead and get her some porn, too.

To begin your porn selection, think about what type of porn your girlfriend enjoys. Does she have a favorite studio or actor/actress? Does she prefer heterosexual, homosexual or mixed pornography? If you’re not sure what she’ll like, get online to do some research.

I suggest www.savesmartdvd.com and www.buydvdporn.com for online purchases of pornography. Both sites use reputable shipping companies and provide detailed descriptions of each product. Pricing is good on these sites as well (typically $15 to $25 per DVD).

When the porn arrives, make sure you wrap it. Don’t forget the flowers, chocolate and card or you’ll be in the doghouse. Good luck finding the perfect porn!

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